FREE
ELECTION LAND
(with due thanks to Albert
Hammond: “Free Electric Band”)
The PM is a liar, he’s an
untruthful man
The Chancellor steals from
taxpayers whenever he can
They’re both just greedy
socialists who burden us with law
They both destroy our
liberties and they lied about the war
Our happiness was done for
when we gave our cash to Brown
High council tax and stamp
duty just caused us all to frown
Our future in their system
looks monotonous and planned
So let’s vote them out on
Thursday in our free election land
They’ve left our schools in
chaos, filled with rampant feral youth
Illiteracy, innumeracy, not
knowing lies from truth
And the teachers face an
ever increasing struggle for control
As many an idle kid defies
them, destined for the dole
And we used to be so envied
for our universities
Now fifty per cent must
study, even Mickey Mouse degrees
Let’s teach a telling
lesson, far from what New Labour planned –
Let’s vote them out on
Thursday in our free election land
They used to sit and
speculate on how to win the polls
Bent postal votes and
boundaries would amply serve their goals
Just give me ballot paper,
put a pencil in my hand
And let’s vote them out on
Thursday in our free election land
We gave the Chancellor
money and he spent it thick and fast
On public sector non-jobs
to enhance the war on class
Yes, and we trusted in his
prudence but his mind we didn’t know
Until deep rooted attitudes
of Marxism did show
He wanted to be PM even
though he never said
But we know him well enough
by now to see inside his head
A socialist utopia with our
ancient freedoms banned
So let’s vote them out on
Thursday in our free election land